| donttalktome2435: you better have answers to chuck norris solves juvenile crime
donttalktome2435: you better have answers to chuck norris solves juvenile crime
StrugglyDudley: when chuck norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
donttalktome2435: if you can see chuck, chuck can see you
StrugglyDudley: marketers once tried to make a chuck norris brand toilet paper, but it failed becuase chuck norris don't take shit from nobody
donttalktome2435: if you can see chuck, chuck can see you
donttalktome2435: if you can't see chuck, you're probably seconds away from death
StrugglyDudley: the boogeyman checks his closet for chuck norris every night before he goes to bed
donttalktome2435: the grass is always greener on the other side; unless chuck norris has been there, then it's stained with blood and sweat
donttalktome2435: chuck norris wasn't born like a normal baby
donttalktome2435: he punched his way out
donttalktome2435: shortly thereafter, he grew a beard
donttalktome2435: chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits
StrugglyDudley: haha
StrugglyDudley: when chuck norris was born he roundhouse kicked his doctor - no oen delivers chuck norris
donttalktome2435: haha
StrugglyDudley: helen keller's favorite color is chuck norris
donttalktome2435: thats good
StrugglyDudley: yeah
StrugglyDudley: chuck norris's tears can cure AIDs
StrugglyDudley: ...too bad he has never cried
donttalktome2435: i already said that one
donttalktome2435: except with cancer
StrugglyDudley: nuh uh
StrugglyDudley: you didn't
donttalktome2435: ok, well, i thought it
StrugglyDudley: chuck norris doesn't think, he thinks for others
donttalktome2435: that doesn't make sesne
donttalktome2435: *sense
StrugglyDudley: i know
StrugglyDudley: cuz i made it up
StrugglyDudley: myself
StrugglyDudley: just now
StrugglyDudley: and it shows
StrugglyDudley: chuck norris can slam a revolving door
donttalktome2435: chuck norris travelled back in time to save JFK
donttalktome2435: he deflected three bullets with his beard
StrugglyDudley: but roundhouse kicked him for looking at him suspiciously
donttalktome2435: JFK's head exploded from sheer amazemen |
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| A few things happened today. First Prom Pros was a ton of fun. I will load some pictures later when I get my Dad's camera - I looked fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y! Also, distracted by Lyn's dumb ass I lost my phone today and had to drive out to Old Katy to get it from people who didn't speak English. Lastly, I got into Georgia Tech - that makes me happy. I am still waiting on UT and USC. (Do you notice that I only want to to go schools with good Division 1 sports? haha. discounted tickets!)
peace,
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| Homecoming was chill. I had a good time. Too bad I made Tony the designated driver. Sorry Tonz.
Here is a picture of my date and I.
For those who missed me breaking it down for "Lose Control" I guess yall will have to wait till Sadie.
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| Homecoming 2006 for Mayde Creek is finally here.
Will it be worth the wait?
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